One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
its liver damage thursday
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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