I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
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