Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Randomize
