so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize