in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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