Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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