I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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