Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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