So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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