i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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