Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
