"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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