we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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