You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
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