carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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