talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
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gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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