brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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