I want to have your abortion
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize
