Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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