no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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