yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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