I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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