is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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