This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
birth control should be required to get into college
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Randomize
