I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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