Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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