You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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