They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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