Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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