it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
they're like a gay fantastic four
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Randomize
