dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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