no. you can't hotbox the world.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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