i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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