The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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