Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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