I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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