What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
wow bdsm is so cute
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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