Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
you win again, gameday.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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