Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
You had me at "let me see your balls"
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