i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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