I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
