Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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