Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Small penises have feelings too.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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