I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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