Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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