Your tits are I can't wait for
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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