i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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