dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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