Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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