Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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