some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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