she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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