I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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