You really coming over, don't trick.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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