Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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