I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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